There’s a lot of concepts/things/bodily features associated with childbirth that sound like a metal band:
Meconium: Death metal band
Mucous Plug: Thrash metal band
Cervical Ripening: Black metal band
The Crowning: Nu-metal or melodic death metal band
Colostrum: A progressive metal band
Infants often look like grumpy old men but with better skin.
Nobody told me how much new borns fart.
My daughter (first kid) was born recently. As a new dad I have a few thoughts! Here’s my first one:
Before you have kids (or probably even if you already have kids), once you’ve seen one new born, you’ve seen them all. When it’s your kid, she’s the cutest in the world.