What not to do while imparting wisdom

I’ve had a lot of profound thoughts in the past few weeks, but the profoundest of which is this: I can’t take anybody seriously while they’re picking up dog poop. I don’t care if it’s Ghandi telling me the surefire way to bring about world peace, if he’s got a little plastic baggy over his hand and he’s picking up his dog’s feces at the same time I’m just gonna cock an eyebrow and give him an incredulous look.

2 thoughts on “What not to do while imparting wisdom”

  1. YOU WROTE THIS WHILE WE WERE AT THE G&D…WTF!!! I honestly don’t know what inspired you to write this while at “The George & Dragon”; my favorite public house. I feel so hurt.

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