The other day I saw a car with two interesting bumper stickers. On the left side was one of those Darwin fishes. The driver was obviously a disciple of Evolution and its chief mechanism, Natural Selection. Not too uncommon, especially in Seattle. However, on the right side of the bumper was a sticker that said: “Proud parent of a German Shepherd.”
Now, cleverer people than me can probably come up with some really pithy quip about the driver thinking having a dog-child is somehow evolving, but I cannot come up with anything remotely good. In fact, I’m just so overwhelmed by the inconsistency and weirdness of the two signs that I’m boggled beyond use.