I got good news. Monday will be my first day as a full-time employee of T-Mobile. I will no longer be a contractor! This means I’ll be getting paid more money and better benefits for doing the same work! How cool is that? It’s comforting to be the subject of a more rigorous background check and still be allowed to have a great job at a great company. Despite all the mistakes and stupid things I’ve done in the past, I’m still considered a worthy candidate for employment! Exciting! Now, I just can’t screw anything up in the future. . .