Merry Christmas! I hope everybody has a splendid time with family, has a day of great cheer, and receives much loot. If you need a break from family or are just plain bored I have a little Christmas survey after the jump.
Favorite Christmas carol?
Currently, O Holy Night closely followed by O Come, O Come Immanuel.
Stupidest Christmas carol?
Jingle Bells. Gah, only the funny version (“. . .Batman smells, Robin layed an egg. . .”) makes it bearable.
Favorite Christmas cookie?
Fudge. Fudge is a cookie.
Open presents on Christmas Eve?
Fake tree or real tree?
Ever seen a white Christmas?
Dude, I’m from Alaska.
Favorite Christmas movie?
Die Hard obviously.
Stupidest Christmas movie?
I expunged it from my memory.
Like wrapping presents?
I suck at wrapping, so no, heck no.
On a scale of 1-10, how stressful is Christmas shopping?
Is Santa Claus real?
Best present ever received?
A baby ferret.
Worst present ever received?
Dunno, probably socks or something.
Strangest place for celebrating Christmas?
Hawaii, complete with a dinky little tree that could only support about 5 ornaments.
Best part about Christmas?
Being with family. No, I’m not joking. I guess I’m getting old . . . or growing up.