Egad! Extreme environmental extermination!!!

Wildlife exterminated! A lethal brew of heavy metals leaking into pristine waters! Weird reddish foam and scum in rivers! A natural catastrophe in progress! Destroyed vegitation! Melting ice caps! Sulfuric stench! An entire river system shuts down as it is poisoned by a foul slurry that would kill all fish! Eyewitnesses exclaim, “It’s like someone dropped a bomb on the place”!! What hath man wrought!?

Oh, wait it’s just a little volcano in Alaska leaking some junk out. (courtesy of Chris via email)

As long as we’re talking about environmental stuff, the Mars Global Surveyor has uncovered more evidence that the Martians clearly have no sense of how to be eco-friendly:

And for three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near Mars’ south pole have shrunk from the previous year’s size, suggesting a climate change in progress.

This is old news, but they still should have signed the Kyoto Treaty! (via Instapundit)

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