The President of my alma mater is a little miffed he wasn’t chosen as the next Pope, but he was inspired to invite Ann Coulter, a Time magazine covergirl, to SPU’s campus. However, Ms. Coulter had some misgivings:
Inspired by Ratzinger’s conservative ways, I decided to bring Ann Coulter to our beloved Campus. She said she’d melt if she went this far into a liberal city like Seattle. So instead she is going to send a test clone to see if levels of liberalism are safe for her here.
So, good ole’ Phil Dawg is trying to put her fears to rest by enrolling a clone of Ann Coulter. Hmm . . . I knew there was a reason I was chanting “By the power of Grayskull!” all day.