Proof of an Evil Being

The only way I can explain this behavior is by positing that a Evil Being of some sort is conspiring against me. Fortunately, this isn’t very hard for me to do becuase it fits very well with my faith and theology.

This must be my Job-ian test. I am given a task that I must do, in this case a memo that is due at 8 A.M. this morning, and then I am confounded by another event, in this case my tower is on the fritz again, big time. I need to explain something about me. My computers are my domain. I am the sole ruler and arbiter of my machines. I control the existence and content of those machines, and I’d like to think that I also ensure their operation to a certain extent. But now, tonight, when I need to be concentrating on my memo, my tower once again has rebelled against me, probably incited by this Evil Being. When a machine has risen up against me, I am compelled with an almost overwhelming desire to quash the rebellion and instill peace and stability into my domain. I become possessed by a nearly single-minded purpose to bring the rebellious machine back into the fold of my benevolent will.

What does this all mean? Well, what would have been just another late night has turned into an all-nighter. Man, I was really rolling on my memo too, whipping out page after page. Now, I can barely concentrate because that tower over there is giving me the fits and threatening to dump all of my precious data. My faith is strong, and I will prevail.

6 thoughts on “Proof of an Evil Being”

  1. It is not that your machine is rebeling against you., that is your perception. The fact is that you don’t want to write your memo and you are rebeling against the Choas Theory. What you should do is drink lots of Red Bull and focus on what is most important to you. For finding ones-self and organizing your priorities you pretend to have order in your life. You must be able to understand that most things are out of your locus of control, and that having flexiblity and focus allows you to respond in a positive way. A way that is of a benefit to you.

    “Don’t be a time manager, be a priority manager. Cut your major goals into bite-sized pieces. Each small priority or requirement on the way to ultimate goal become a mini goal in itself.”

    Quote by Denis Waitley

  2. Hey have you heard of Buds new caffine/beer. Yes you heard right beer with caffine isn’t that nuts. I heard it tasted like grape cough syrup. So Dr. Pepper and Guinness and Red Bull can get along now!!!!!

  3. Did you know that Budweiser has came out with a caffinated beer that tastes like cherry cough syrup. Boyayaya. Just what we need Hyper drunks that don’t want to pass out and only want to consume more beer. The streets will be safe now that we have beer that will make our senses not dull/but are dull ……:doh: we are screwed.

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