Hurricane Taxonomy

Hurricanes are poorly named. We shouldn’t be naming them friendly names like Charlie, Andrew, Frances, or Betsy. We should be naming them meaner names to reflect their “evil” nature. Here’s a start, beginning with A (and the obvious):

Adolph
Benedict, Benito, Bluto, Brutus
Clemo, Cleopatra
Darth
Elmo
Frankenstein
Genghis, Goliath
Heinrich, Herod
Idi
Joseph, Judas
Karl
Lucifer
Mao
Nero
Osama
Pol Pot
Qusay
Roseanne
Saddam
T
Uday
Vladimir
W
X
Yassar
Z

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