I lived in Seattle for five years. Of those five years, I had a vehicle for approximately three of them. I had several friends who had their cars broken into, but I never got touched. I’ve been in Salem for a mere fortnight, and already some idiot smashed a window and ripped out my cheap-ass stereo. They also took my CDs. Luckily, almost all the CDs were ones I burned or I had already ripped the music to my computer. But this isn’t an altogether total loss for me because it has spawned a brilliant scheme. Consider:
First, I will burn a CD with a single track on it. Second, I will label this CD as something like “Super-phat beats! OMG this is awesome music! Listen now!” If this CD ever gets stolen, the thief will only be able to hear one track. This is what the track will repeat over and over again, “If you are listening to this, you’re a moron, you freakin’ thief.” If you have better suggestions for the track, feel free to post them.
I say when life gives you lemons, you make bad lemonade and make somebody else drink it.
Also let this be a reminder to us all, idiots are running amok out there.