I know this is a couple of days old, but I’m playing catch-up.
Here’s the SteevAK-version:
Sharon: “French Jews should come to Israel to escape increasingly virulent anti-semitism.”
Chirac: “You think we’re anti-semitic? Well, you can stay out of our country!”
Yeah, that sure will prove to him that you’re not anti-semitic . . .
Of course, Sharon didn’t offer really good advice anyway: “Leave France where Jews face random acts of harrassment, and come to Israel where Jews get blown up.” What?