I know many people wonder how I can maintain my excellence in all things. Here’s my secret:it’s because I drink Guinness. Yes, that is my secret elixir of strength and awesomeness.
Here are some of the powers it bestows upon imbibers:
Guinness proved twice as effective as Heineken at preventing blood clots. Guinness is loaded with flavonoids, antioxidants that give dark color to certain fruits and vegetables. These antioxidants are better than vitamins C and E, the study found, at keeping bad LDL (bad) cholesterol from clogging arteries. Blocked arteries also contribute to erectile dysfunction, as does overindulgence in alcohol.
And researchers have found that antioxidants from the moderate use of stout might reduce the incidence of cataracts by as much as 50 percent.
Here’s to Guinness! I think I’ll have one right now.