What not to do while imparting wisdom
I’ve had a lot of profound thoughts in the past few weeks, but the profoundest of which is this: I can’t take anybody seriously while they’re picking up dog poop. I don’t care if it’s Ghandi telling me the surefire way to bring about world peace, if he’s got a little plastic baggy over his hand and he’s picking up his dog’s feces at the same time I’m just gonna cock an eyebrow and give him an incredulous look.

June 27, 2007 at 9:44 pm
YOU WROTE THIS WHILE WE WERE AT THE G&D…WTF!!! I honestly don’t know what inspired you to write this while at “The George & Dragon”; my favorite public house. I feel so hurt.
June 29, 2007 at 9:45 pm
I saw it on the way over. Chill, man!