Et tu buddy?
I found out earlier today yet another one of my friends bites the dust this March. Yes, he will face that most fateful of fates: marriage. That makes 3 weddings between March and August. This is really starting to get ridiculous. I have only a handful of friends in the broadest cast of my friends network who aren’t married, engaged, or seriously dating.
Will I be the last man standing? Heck yes, because that’s how I roll.
February 12, 2006 at 7:56 pm
I will be very upset if I’m the last guy in my group of friends to get married. Everyone will be setting me up with their similarly unmarried female friends as I approach and pass the mid-30s mark. Get married ASAP, Steve, and we’ll go bowling every week and drink cask-aged porters to relive our glory college days.
February 13, 2006 at 12:25 am
Live fast. Die single. It is better to burn out than to fade away…
February 13, 2006 at 1:20 am
Jeremiah doesn’t know jack. Marry a girl with a sweet job. Then you’ll be set.
Or get a good job and marry a hot girl. Then you’ll spend your life worrying about her and your blood pressure.
Or do both.
February 13, 2006 at 10:10 am
You’ll just have to make new friends!
February 13, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Green Day’s song “Don’t Want to Fall in Love” is for you. Get it on iTunes.
February 14, 2006 at 9:24 am
Don’t pity Steve, the ladies love him! He’s just always been way too picky (except for that one time… well okay, those two times)
If he lowered his standards a little and got a rockin tattoo… he’d be unstoppable!!!
February 14, 2006 at 3:36 pm
“Longview” is another good Green Day song for you unmarried guys!